PRAWN POST NEWSFLASH --- GARY COLEMAN IN VICE CITY!
Gary Coleman, often remembered from Diff'rent Strokes fame is rumoured to be the main character in the highly anticipated upcoming Rockstar game, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City!
An unamed source who claims he works at Rockstar said that all images of Vice City released to date have been edited to remove Gary Coleman from them! He says (quote):
"I have the original uncut pictures on the Hard Drive in my house, but I've been told if they are ever leaked, I'll be fired." (unquote)
The unamed source wouldn't say any more, or if Coleman is still planning to be in the video game.
Luckily because of the Prawn Post's ties with the Leone family, a group of Mafioso's raided the unamed source's house and stole his Hard Drive! (God Bless the Mafia)
And now without further ado, we are delighted to bring you the TRUE pictures of Vice City before Rockstar hypocritically censored them ... Enjoy!
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(Disclaimer: Above entirely fictional, Gary Coleman and Rockstar are legends and in no way is this parody protected under the United States constitution intended to offend. To show your support for Gary Coleman, send him and email or watch/buy whatever he's doing now, and to show your support for Rockstar Games, buy Grand Theft Auto: Vice City on October 22nd 2002 ... peace.)
